1. Rent your own safari van. (Ignore the fact that every other pop-top van you will be seeing will be marked with a company logo and driven by a Kenyan guide while your driver is Safari Bill, aka your father. Accept that safari ‘brand names’ are irrelevant to the actual safari experience.)
Optional fun activity: forget to close the pop-top on your safari van.
This way you will return to find that monkeys have gotten in your van
and discovered your packed lunch. Such excitement.
p.s. Sorry this post is so insanely long. I just kind of got on a roll... :]